Parent-child Bond Enthusiast Pillows

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Mother Duck.

First Steps

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

Supper.

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."