Parent-child Bond Enthusiast Gifts

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Mother Duck.

First Steps

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

Supper.

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."