Parent-child Bonding Seeker Gifts

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

First Steps

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'There has to be a more humane way to kill time...'

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

Motherhood and Apple Pie.