Parent-child Connection Cherisher Gifts

Waving...

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Mother Duck.

First Steps

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Young Godzilla.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Modern Painting by Numbers

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

"If you work hard, get a good education and live life with dignity...you control your destiny! But first you have to take out the trash."