Parent-child Dynamic Lover Gifts

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

Old and young

You have to hunt a different one

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"Whoa, whoa, take it easy, Honey. Just slow down, take a deep breath and ping me about it later."

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great grandfather...'

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

"I only get them to please my dad."

'How many times do I have to tell you? Go and wash your trunk before dinner!'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

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