Parent-child Experience Lovers Gifts

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Mother Duck.

Children's Nursery

First Steps

I am to blame.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Her first telekinesis!'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"She's a natural!"

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Caveman's son on stone inline skates