Quirky Parent-child Moments Enthusiasts Gifts

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Mother Duck.

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"You kids think Tea Tree oil grows on trees?? Tea trees?? Well, you're wrong!! It's extracted from the leaves of trees in the family myrtaceae, bred in the plantations of New South Wales!!!"

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

Suspicious family of werdios

"According to this, we just keep it alive until it can take care of itself—between seventeen and forty-five years."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'He may look healthy on the outside, but he's clearly suffering from Attention deficit disorder.'

'Dad, this is Wane.'

'Mom, am I adopted?'

Mothers day

Kids eat free

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"Dad, is it okay if I call you by your first name?"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'It's okay if you don't hug me, dad.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'