Parent-child Humor Lovers Gifts

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Sperm Whale.

"Time for bed, guys."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"He started teething this morning."

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'He took his first step!'

"Stop following me! I taught you all that I know."

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."