Humorous Parenting Moments Gifts

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Children should be seen and not a herd.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Billy strip: help with homework.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."