Funny Parenting Moments Appreciator Gifts

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'What are you in for?'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'They sort of grow on you.'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

"I thought we talked about this."

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

"All right! We'll hear the pester-power figures next."

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

'Can we wait up and watch daddy bleed?'

'I think i cried myself inside out!'

'I wish you hadn't shown Daddy the lovely Mother's day present you bought me. I haven't told him I'm pregnant yet!'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'