Funny Parenting Moments Appreciator Pillows

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Children should be seen and not a herd.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'What are you in for?'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

'They sort of grow on you.'

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'I think i cried myself inside out!'

"All right! We'll hear the pester-power figures next."

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

'I wish you hadn't shown Daddy the lovely Mother's day present you bought me. I haven't told him I'm pregnant yet!'

'Can we wait up and watch daddy bleed?'

No, I'm not going to cut the crust off of it for you.

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"I thought we talked about this."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."