Comedic Parenting Moments Pillows

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.

The First Test Of Parenthood

'Fetch.'

"Use your inside scream."

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Children should be seen and not a herd.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

They Removed my Brain.

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Inside voice!

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Meals on Heels.

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.