Parenting Moments Pillows

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Mother Duck.

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

They Removed my Brain.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

"My kids are here for their appointment. Ages five and forty-two."

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"His first 'perp walk!'"