Parent-child Dynamic Appreciator Gifts

'You flunked math.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Judge, jury and executioner.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'Creative right?'

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'Did you get the promotion?'

'The good news is that I've brought you a new pair of bicycle clips...'

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

'How many times do I have to tell you? Go and wash your trunk before dinner!'

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'