Father-son Bonding Seeker Gifts

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Tee for Two

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates