Father-son Bonding Trip Gifts

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Tee for Two

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'