Father-son Adventure Gifts

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

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'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'