Father-son Weekend Gifts

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Using live bait, I see.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Tee for Two

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"