Father-son Weekend T-Shirts

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

Tee for Two

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."