Father-son Outing T-Shirts

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Zoo ice cream stands

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'