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"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"First class, or with children?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Are we there yet?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Are we there yet?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

"Are we there yet?"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Using live bait, I see.'