Father-son Duo T-Shirts

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Father and son play golf.

'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Boy on father's knee

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.