Father-son Duo T-Shirts

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Father and son play golf.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

The men from the boys.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'