Father-son Duo Appreciator T-Shirts

'Do you mind if the boy has a go?.. I'm training him up.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

'There has to be a more humane way to kill time...'

Tu Quoque

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

"One day son, all of this will be yours."

"If you work hard, get a good education and live life with dignity...you control your destiny! But first you have to take out the trash."

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'