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"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

At the market

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Circus Act

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

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