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"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

At the market

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."