Father-son Bonding Advocates Gifts

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

First Steps

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

Tee for Two

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."