Father-son Bonding Fans Gifts

Boy on father's knee

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Tee for Two

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'