Father-son Bonding Fans Gifts

Boy on father's knee

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Tee for Two

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."