Parental Bonding Enthusiast Prints

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

Haircuts

A child interrupting family prayers

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

First Steps

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

Supper.