Father-child Bonding Enthusiast Prints

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

First Steps

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Using live bait, I see.'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Tee for Two

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'