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"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

First Steps

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

The men from the boys.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."