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'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"He talks the talk."

Mother Duck.

First Steps

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates