Father-son Bonding Expert T-Shirts

"The best advice is to never give up. But if you're going to, better sooner than later."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

First Steps

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Tee for Two

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'