Father-son Bonding Expert Pillows

"The best advice is to never give up. But if you're going to, better sooner than later."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

First Steps

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Tee for Two

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'