Father-son Bonding Advocate Pillows

'There has to be a more humane way to kill time...'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

First Steps

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Tee for Two

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'