Father-son Bonding Specialist Pillows

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

First Steps

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Tee for Two

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'