Father-son Bonding Advocate Mugs

'There has to be a more humane way to kill time...'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

First Steps

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Using live bait, I see.'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Tee for Two

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"