Father-son Bonding Mugs

'Stay alert, the fish are smart.'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Sit down son, I think i's time you and I have a heart-to-heart about chipping and putting.'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Field of Broken Dreams

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.

"I did my bit, I stopped dicking around on my phone and came outside to play. The least you could do is show me how to turn this thing on!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

The men from the boys.

'Using live bait, I see.'

"Dad, can you sometimes not think about golf?"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

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