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'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Tee for Two

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."