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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

A child interrupting family prayers

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."