Family Affection Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

"Are you sure that our health insurance will cover any consequences from kissing grandma?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I read the audio book."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family Feeling

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Production manager with lots of children.

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

The best time capsules are our children.

Family.

"He followed me home...finally!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'