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Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A child interrupting family prayers

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

"I'm so good at this!"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Use your inside scream."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."