Family Affection Enthusiast Gifts

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

"Are you sure that our health insurance will cover any consequences from kissing grandma?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

It's a Boy

"I'm so good at this!"

Mother's Love

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

"I read the audio book."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Family Feeling

The best time capsules are our children.

Production manager with lots of children.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Family.

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

A couple with a new baby