Family Love Enthusiast Gifts

'Know what, mom? With all your faults I still love ya.'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Loving family

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Swinging

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Balloon Kids

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Family members!

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Mother's Love

"Use your inside scream."

"I'm so good at this!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'