Family Life Enthusiast Gifts

'Wally? Do you think I'm a good mother?...So who's going to take the blame for this?'

"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"

Happy Mother's Day - Without you, we'd be sunk.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."

"Be grateful your kid only lives in your basement."

"It must have been a really bad word. My mom threatened to wash my mouth out with the power washer."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

'You won't recognize junior, he has really grown.'

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Three junior meals and a vasectomy, please."

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Best. Gran. Ever.

"But I am an engaged parent. Just the other day, I helped one of the kids with his or her homework."

"But I'm not even tir..."

"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"

"You've been suspended from school for a week? Who's being punished here, you or me?"

'Just a handful or you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"We once had discipline before the kids moved out."

'You said nothing about going to your mother's!'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

The Motherhood

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Scolding