Family Life Aficionados Gifts

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Wrapping children in cotton wool.

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

It's a Boy

"I'm so good at this!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Use your inside scream."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Mother's Love

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I read the audio book."