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"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Why do leaves change color?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Holiday Travel.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

Family Feeling

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Loving family

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'