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'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

Chub Chub!

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'I've turned into my mother.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A Close Call

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."