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'When we were kids, you were my brother I could tell on. Now you're my brother I could count on.'

"We were only staying together for the kids. Now we're only staying together for the grandkids."

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"I bet you miss your brother."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'I've turned into my mother.'

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Love for the family

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

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"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Three happy men