Family Bonds Enthusiast Pillows

'When we were kids, you were my brother I could tell on. Now you're my brother I could count on.'

"We were only staying together for the kids. Now we're only staying together for the grandkids."

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A child interrupting family prayers

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Model Building

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'I've turned into my mother.'

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"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Three happy men

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."