Family Bonds Appreciator Pillows

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Three happy men

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

The gift of a family Christmas

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."