Family Bonds Appreciator Prints

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Love for the family

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Three happy men

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'Look what my son gave me!'

The gift of a family Christmas

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"